Keep your lipo fat locked down

The following situation perfectly exemplifies why dating has the same success rate as walking a tightrope over the Atlantic in high heels and a pregnant elephant on your back.

So you go to South America on vacation and meet a sinewy, young medical doctor.
He is an idealist and he’s working in a small clinic charging locals nothing more than a corn pallet to sleep on and the occasional guinea pig to eat for his medical services. It melts your heart.

Next thing you know, you are both madly in love and you spend your days laughing, swatting mosquitoes off each other, saving lives, and eating ceviche. Then one day you passionately suggest: “Let’s go back to America—I want my family to meet you. They’ll love you as much as I do!”
And then he’s all “Eh, I can’t really go back to America hon.”
And you, delicately puzzled, respond: “But, why not sweetheart?”
And he says: “Well… I ran a successful private cosmetology practice in Beverly Hills but unfortunately I had to flee town when the government started investigating me because my patients filed lawsuits against me for using their leftover liposuction fat to run my SUV.”

WHAT!?

This is a true story. At least the whole Beverly Hills plastic surgeon moving to South America after being sued for running his car on patient liposuction waste part of the story is. Moral of the story: Next time you get lipo be sure to ask for your fat in a to-go bag; better to have it in your garbage disposal than your doctor’s range rover right?


Photo Credits
Riot Jane, Flickr
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